Transcripts of episodes of the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, plus selections based on topic. Disclaimer: Welcome to Night Vale is owned by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and Commonplace Books; I am just a fan. These transcripts are meant for the hard of hearing or those who otherwise prefer to read. Please support the podcast! (Links below.)

 

Welcome to Night Vale Episode Five Transcript

The Shape in Grove Park

Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Night Vale Episode Four Transcript

PTA Meeting

The sun has grown so very, very old. How long cold, fading death? How long? Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Night Vale Episode Three Transcript

Station Management

The Arctic is lit by the midnight sun. The surface of the moon is lit by the face of the Earth. Our little town is lit too, by lights just above that we cannot explain. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Night Vale Episode Two Transcript

Glow Cloud

The desert seems vast, even endless, and yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Welcome to Night Vale Episode One Transcript

Pilot

A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.

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Intro Post

New blog here, for transcripts of the fabulous Welcome to Night Vale podcast. I’ll be doing each episode, plus collections of the ‘all the times Carlos is mentioned,’ or ‘all the closing proverbs’ variety. Please enjoy, and tell me about anything you want to see!

Non-related to Lia’s fabulous transcripts, but done with their blessing. All of their transcripts can be found here